I Loave Lucy (Now Sluiced!)

Vitameatavegamin-

The last ‘a’ lately
Believes it to be an ‘e’
‘Eata’ / ‘vita’ speak often
Loafing aloof fo’ free

When ‘vega’ was oh-so-young
And ‘vega’ (so) did not see
‘Min’ could not o’suffer
The myopic for the miserly

McGillicuddy Manor-
In the Poconos and beyond
Frumpish Mister Frawley
Her redberry Venus “C’mon!”

Up in the old apartment
Up above Empire States
Radio waves hung lowly
Emphysemic tri-eyed fates

“Ricky dues–
Desi dun’ts–
Slaying away–
Of HUGE blonde blunts.

Vivvy voo–
Vivvy vill–
Gulped up trap–
A briefly fill.”

Chocolate grape, see
Paris Francesee
Telephone girdles ‘C’
Furnishing candidly

How. Did. They meet?
How. Did I. Secrete?

Often. Only. Under. Only. Over. Now. Okay. Dark. Okay Light.

Park me rapacious in parade-

Court me aggrieved, such charade-

Address me sweet-low,
now how staid

Satiate me some-
adrift at the county Dade

…wishing rapids

To the moon
&
to the maid