Inaugural Redress

A Haman on the Hudson,
An Il Duce with less hair,
Attila by the terlet,
A partial Hitler with a harlot.

A Stalin tanned and aged,
A Franco shoeshined up,
A Marcos caught in traffic,
A Milosevic in a cup!

A Pol Pot on the seven,
Mobutu in Times Square,
An Amin when he sucks Doritos,
A Pinochet who apes mosquitoes?

A Khan of clubland bathrooms,
A Mao snorting cheap-cut-speed,
Our own Caligula with no serotonin—
What a shandah (hustling swampland leads).